diff --git a/ReadMe.md b/ReadMe.md
index 4d965e3..74acead 100644
--- a/ReadMe.md
+++ b/ReadMe.md
@@ -27,4 +27,4 @@
 
 ### Authors 
 
-#### Alexis Sellier (cloudhead) , Marak Squires , Justin Campbell
+#### Alexis Sellier (cloudhead) , Marak Squires , Justin Campbell, Dustin Diaz (@ded)
diff --git a/colors.js b/colors.js
index 977a636..cfe3a35 100644
--- a/colors.js
+++ b/colors.js
@@ -79,4 +79,113 @@ function stylize(str, style) {
   };
   return '\033[' + styles[style][0] + 'm' + str +
          '\033[' + styles[style][1] + 'm';
-};
\ No newline at end of file
+};
+
+// don't summon zalgo
+String.prototype.__defineGetter__('zalgo', function () {
+  return zalgo(this);
+});
+
+// please no
+function zalgo(text, options) {
+  var soul = {
+    "up" : [
+      '̍','̎','̄','̅',
+      '̿','̑','̆','̐',
+      '͒','͗','͑','̇',
+      '̈','̊','͂','̓',
+      '̈','͊','͋','͌',
+      '̃','̂','̌','͐',
+      '̀','́','̋','̏',
+      '̒','̓','̔','̽',
+      '̉','ͣ','ͤ','ͥ',
+      'ͦ','ͧ','ͨ','ͩ',
+      'ͪ','ͫ','ͬ','ͭ',
+      'ͮ','ͯ','̾','͛',
+      '͆','̚'
+      ],
+    "down" : [
+      '̖','̗','̘','̙',
+      '̜','̝','̞','̟',
+      '̠','̤','̥','̦',
+      '̩','̪','̫','̬',
+      '̭','̮','̯','̰',
+      '̱','̲','̳','̹',
+      '̺','̻','̼','ͅ',
+      '͇','͈','͉','͍',
+      '͎','͓','͔','͕',
+      '͖','͙','͚','̣'
+      ],
+    "mid" : [
+      '̕','̛','̀','́',
+      '͘','̡','̢','̧',
+      '̨','̴','̵','̶',
+      '͜','͝','͞',
+      '͟','͠','͢','̸',
+      '̷','͡',' ҉'
+      ]
+  },
+  all = [].concat(soul.up, soul.down, soul.mid),
+  zalgo = {};
+
+  function randomNumber(range) {
+    r = Math.floor(Math.random()*range);
+    return r;
+  };
+
+  function is_char(character) {
+    var bool = false;
+    all.filter(function(i){
+     bool = (i == character);
+    });
+    return bool;
+  }
+
+  function heComes(text, options){
+      result = '';
+      options = options || {};
+      options["up"] = options["up"] || true;
+      options["mid"] = options["mid"] || true;
+      options["down"] = options["down"] || true;
+      options["size"] = options["size"] || "maxi";
+      var counts;
+      text = text.split('');
+       for(var l in text){
+         if(is_char(l)) { continue; }
+         result = result + text[l];
+
+        counts = {"up" : 0, "down" : 0, "mid" : 0};
+
+        switch(options.size) {
+          case 'mini':
+            counts.up = randomNumber(8);
+            counts.min= randomNumber(2);
+            counts.down = randomNumber(8);
+          break;
+          case 'maxi':
+            counts.up = randomNumber(16) + 3;
+            counts.min = randomNumber(4) + 1;
+            counts.down = randomNumber(64) + 3;
+          break;
+          default:
+            counts.up = randomNumber(8) + 1;
+            counts.mid = randomNumber(6) / 2;
+            counts.down= randomNumber(8) + 1;
+          break;
+        }
+
+        var arr = ["up", "mid", "down"];
+        for(var d in arr){
+          var index = arr[d];
+          for (var i = 0 ; i <= counts[index]; i++)
+          {
+            if(options[index]) {
+                result = result + soul[index][randomNumber(soul[index].length)];
+              }
+            }
+          }
+        }
+      return result;
+  };
+  return heComes(text);
+}
diff --git a/example.js b/example.js
index 5c08c9c..13b9fae 100644
--- a/example.js
+++ b/example.js
@@ -3,4 +3,5 @@ var colors = require('./colors');
 
 sys.puts('Rainbows are fun!'.rainbow);
 sys.puts('So '.italic + 'are'.underline + ' styles! '.bold + 'inverse'.inverse); // styles not widely supported
-sys.puts('Chains are also cool.'.bold.italic.underline.red); // styles not widely supported
\ No newline at end of file
+sys.puts('Chains are also cool.'.bold.italic.underline.red); // styles not widely supported
+// sys.puts('zalgo time!'.zalgo);
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 60a8841..bda1876 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
     "name": "colors",
     "description": "get colors in your node.js console like what",
-    "version": "0.4.1",
+    "version": "0.5.0",
     "author": "Marak Squires",
     "repository": {
         "type": "git",
@@ -10,5 +10,5 @@
     "engine": [
         "node >=0.1.90"
     ],
-    "main": "colors.js"
+    "main": "colors"
 }